About

Gregg Turkington, Mark Proksch and Tim Heidecker are very good friends, but if you were to stumble upon their texts with each other you might think differently. For over a decade, the three comedians have engaged in a demented, crude, alternate reality - a free flowing, improvised chat that never ends. Generally speaking, poor Mark gets subjected to terrible ideas, dead end opportunities... sick, perverted proposals and schoolyard level abuse from his so called "friends" Gregg and Tim.

Over the years, these texts were dashed off waiting for planes to depart, waiting for the water to boil at home, or sitting in traffic and never intended for public consumption. But now, each week, a new tale from their vast archive will be released for your eyes only.

We hope you approach reading these with that in mind, and it was all done "in character" with a sense of freedom to get very dark without anyone judging it too harshly.

Enjoy!